Well.. Britney's lost her marbles: from marrying lazy bums, shaving her head, ranting & raving and flashing her bits for free to the entire world when Playboy would have paid millions to get pictures of her famous coozer she's gone starking raving mad. Any more of this behaviour and she'll be clucking like a chicken, a frothing lunatic strapped to a chair and fed protein enhanced jelly by a big busted matron named Gladice. Only you can help.
